Kendrick Perkins reveals list of things he’ll do if Spurs win NBA Finals

Credit: ESPNThe New York Knicks took a 1-0 series lead into Game 2 of the 2026 NBA Finals on Friday night, and ESPN’s Kendrick Perkins is so confident in the Knicks that he revealed a wild list of five things he’ll do if Victor Wembanyama and the San Antonio Spurs win the championship.

>Perkins, an NBA champion with the Boston Celtics in 2008, explained his list on Friday’s edition of NBA Today, and things got particularly weird at No. 2:

>5. Treat San Antonio Zoo employees to a meal.

>“Hey, any restaurant around San Antonio; I don’t give a damn if it’s a steakhouse, run the tab up,” Perkins said. “If the San Antonio Spurs win, I will take 10 people from the zoo; employees that work there; I will take them to dinner… We can spend hours there. It’s on me.”

>4. Sponsor Spurs fans with VIP treatment to the San Antonio Zoo.

>“50 of ’em,” Perkins explained. “Out of my pocket… And I’m talking about everything. The free meals… If they can feed the lions, I’ll pay for that as well.”

>3. Wear a Spurs chain for a month.

>“I’ve gotta bathe in it,” Perkins said. I’ve gotta take a shower in it. I cannot take it off. I will not take it off.”

>2. Eat a raw onion on NBA Today.

Kendrick Perkins vows to eat an entire raw onion on live TV and shave his head if the Spurs win the NBA Finals pic.twitter.com/T93V1oAdfI

>— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 5, 2026

“I will eat a raw onion on NBA Today,” Perkins announced. “A whole damn onion. A whole damn onion. Listen, I like to up the stakes… I was in my bed rubbing my feet together watching TV, and this man come at me on Twitter. You don’t at me, Mr. Tim Morrow; I’m gonna come at you.”

Can’t wait to take my kids to the San Antonio Zoo @MananaZoohttps://t.co/qdqGaSz7HD

>— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) June 4, 2026

1. Shave his head and beard.

>“If the Spurs win this series and prove me wrong, not only will I honor my bet [to clean up rhino poop], I will do the list of five things that I just highlighted as well,” Perkins said.

>Suddenly, many fans who didn’t have a rooting interest in the NBA Finals just became Spurs fans.

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